Went to a party one night. Stumbled upon some people playing drinking games at a pool table. I had my 1/5 of Jose....I was all for it. After taking a shot to everyone's drink of their beer, my 1/5 was gone rather quickly. I decided to take a nap on the lawn of the establishment. The owner frowned upon this scenario but I assured him there was nothing he could do. I was sleeping on his lawn and that was that. I woke up to story of how my car window had been broken. All in all, good night.

A few of my fraternity brothers were making fun of me for never 'blacking out', so I made it my mission to do so. I wound up drinking in my boxers the entire night because they were "restricting my movement", got caught climbing onto the roof of our fraternity house because I wanted to sleep there, and woke up to a random girl who I later found out dumped her boyfriend to be with me.

After a long night of drinking I went to use the bathroom and stumbled upon a stack of smoke detector "how to" posters. This was the time I thought I should be a good man and distributed them under everyone's doors in my fraternity house. I woke up the next day under a blanket of smoke detector "how to" posters.